Monday, November 24, 2008

Open Letter to Beyonce.

I have a few thoughts about Beyonce's recent album and her.

Dear Beyonce,

How dare you. Who do you think you are ?

I was having a conversation with a friend recently and I was telling her, how I was so over you. You were all over the media last year and I was tired of hearing and looking at your face.

I really started to resent you, because, I felt that you were very over the top and you were just doing to much. Finally, I saw your commercial for the phone you were promoting for Verizon Wireless and I was at the end of my rope. After seeing that I decided that I was over you as much as I was over Tyra Banks (thats a whole other letter).

I was very angry at you also because you always look so amazing in your music videos,but you looked like you got dressed in the dark for red carpet events. I decided that it was your fault that you looked like CRAP because you let your mother dress you. I am not dissing your mama but you are over the age of 25. You are more than capable of dressing yourself and knowing what looks good. Don't you want a red carpet moment ?? Don't you want me to say that "your shutting it down." You are a fashion girl. We know that. Let us see it. Sweetie you are to young to be looking like a washed up dragqueen. Lets leave that for Cher and Cyndi Lauper.

This brings me to my next point. What the heck is Sasha Fierce. I now that is your alter ego and that's great. We should all have one. I know I have one. Really ?? That is the best you could do. You gave your alta ego a drag name. What is this you'r drag queen album. I would have to agree with Chriatian Soriano from Project Runway when he was a guest star on Ugly Betty. Fierce is over.

Beyonce we know your fierce. You left those two tone deaf bitches from Destiny Child and made it on your own. Know thats fierce. You married Jay-Z now thats fierce.

As much as I am over you. I really like you two new songs single ladies and if I were a boy.

Beyonce or Sasha whoever you are. I will be watching you and hope that you learn from my letter.

XOXO,

Trinidad

2 comments:

Bon Don said...

HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! Drag Queen! You are too much!

Himbo said...

Uuuuuuuuu! You talkin' shit hah!